It's Always Sunny is always amazing.

Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha!

Cannibalism? Racism? Dude that's not for us...those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude.

Hi. Um, I'm a recovering crackhead. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.

Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on job-ees?

Cat in the wall, eh?! Okay, now you're talking my language.

The absolute best though: