House's Team: "We've got rectal bleeding."
House: "What, all of you?"
House's Team: "We've got rectal bleeding."
House: "What, all of you?"
Oh god, so many lines from the first 3 seasons of Family Guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WWwSuW16Yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mny0zkq_goM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfjlZgOh_kg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCiLly1DoFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFqnX0en0i8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_4pXusde8s
I could go on for ages. I've seen all of these episodes like a million times and will still watch them to this day and laugh at all of the jokes I've seen countless times. Of course we pretend that the show ended after 3 seasons, but what an amazing three seasons they were.
"I'm not interested in quantifying how much abuse your ass is built for."
"Go smurf yourselves! You trout-piles give chase and I will kill your dicks!"
"You'll kill our dicks? What does that even mean? Well, I'll kill your dick, how about that!"
[Bunch of enemies show up]
"Speaking of dick killing parties..."
"U R A D U M T I T S"
"Aw cock-smurfer-rimjob-piece-of-trout! We're right back where we started!"
"The room was not on fire last time."
"Got myself a scotch, and I'm violently fiddlin' my balls in anticipation of your arrival!"
there was a picture here
"Youths!
"There are youths everywhere."
"My tires were stolen by street youths!"
"Stop looking at me like I'm a fat kid riding a bike."
"I had figure skating lessons since I was thirteen, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy."
"You open your mouth and I just hear, 'Cardigan. Cardigan. I am wearing a cardigan.'"
"The economy stinks. Bees are dying. Movies are pretty much all sequels now."
"Does it say, "Share Stuff" in the Constitution of America? No, it does not."
"I can't talk right now, I'm writing a strongly-worded email to my florist."
"Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses."
"Are you sure you're okay? You're walking like a Disney Witch."
"There's got to be an explanation for this, like he's the Lord of Winterfell."
"She's on a flip phone! That means she's either poor or a time traveler!"
There is a scene in Peep Show where Mark's favourite mug is smashed. His boss comes in and says:
"I'm sorry about your mug, Mark".
However the first time I saw it I was 100% sure he said:
"I'm sorry about your Mark, mug".
I thought it was a subtle joke and that the boss had accidentally swapped the two words without realising it. I thought I was clever for hearing the joke and I laughed and laughed because, well, Mark is a big of a mug.
Anyway I found out later that I was totally incorrect and now I laugh at a non-funny line that was just part of a conversation.
Gonna copy paste from TV Tropes, but whatever...
Q: Jean-Luc, it's wonderful to see you! How about a big hug? ... Well don't just stand there, say something.
Picard: GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!
After Q has explained why he's here and vanished again, Picard calls Riker in:
Picard: He wants to do something nice for me.
Riker: I'll alert the crew.
What do you think Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of 'No TV and no beer make Homer something something...'
...Go Crazy?
DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!
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"Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?"
"I think I'm blind."
I'll respond to you the only way I know how.I have bad news for you. Every season of Family Guy is funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R6_Chr2vro
"Aaaah!" - Jazz
It's Always Sunny is always amazing.
Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha!
Cannibalism? Racism? Dude that's not for us...those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude.
Hi. Um, I'm a recovering crackhead. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.
Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on job-ees?
Cat in the wall, eh?! Okay, now you're talking my language.
The absolute best though: