This isn't from a TV show but: "Don't taze me bro!"
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Relevant for the first one: "Scotty" is the name of the female opposition attorney, an ex of Harvey (Harvey being the guy in the video).
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I thought of another Friends one! (Its my favourite show )
At one point, everyone but Ross and Rachel were trapped in Monica's room because Ross and Rachel were arguing and they didn't want to come out when it was so intense.
So later in the series, Chandler and Joey end up in the room again, and Joey has a box of things stored in there in case they get trapped again. Chandler looks through it and sees condoms
Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're going to be in here. We might have to repopulate the earth!
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?
Laugh tracks.