My neighbors are separated in to factions factored by their level of crazy. I know every neighbor on my block, but will only point out a few.

GROUP A
The only white neighbors on my block - they're sane and boring, my sister is friends with their daughter who gets sick at least twice a week. They're super nice and we probably talk to them the most out of all our neighbors. I love their little son, and am on a first name basis with both parents. We went to Six Flags with their daughter and she cried the entire way home; that was the only annoying thing. Also a cop cruiser crashed in to their home. That was pretty crazy...

GROUP B
The people who took my great grandmother's house that my dad was going to move in to. They're cool people actually and are really helpful. They sometimes take me to the train station, but I also recall many times I was playing in giant backyard when I was younger. My brother used to be good friends with the middle son who is now a pot smoking degenerate. The mother also smokes medical ganja.

My neighbors from Africa - they yell occasionally and you can hear them, but otherwise not extremely crazy, though the mother is a super Christian and comes out and prays to my dad occasionally while he's working on the yard.

Nice neighbors actually but they have an autistic son who screams very loudly at night sometimes.

GROUP C
An interracial couple with an adorable Pitbull that I am pretty sure they abuse there is nothing to say about them I really dislike them and if I had concrete proof would call animal services immediately. Also their daughter is insane. She hits on older men she's only 13...wearing makeup and skimpy outfits. The other daughter and son seem normal so I dunno wtf.

Jamaican neighbors who have a giant massive hole in the middle of their yard. One of the African neighbors had to rescue one of them that fell in the whole, but she was too obese so he ended up severely hurting his back in doing so. The couple both hate each other and try to ruin eachothers' lives by doing things like making a huge hidden hole on the lawn so the other can fall in...

GROUP D
They live right next to us in a very tiny house that only has one bedroom technically. They have about twelve people living in there. No lie. They come from a very bad neighborhood so they have no decency. They constantly smoke weed outside and talk very loudly late hours of the night when people are trying to sleep. They light off cherry poppers too which is ridiculous and I've had to call the police about it constantly. The father of the family was a police officer but he recently shot his wife, so now he is jobless. He meant to shoot her. They're still together. One of their sons constantly asks to borrow money and he's 30 years old and jobless. We've started locking our doors ever since they moved here. These are seriously the worse neighbors I've ever had. I hope they gtfo.

Since my mom and brother moved out I'd say we've moved up to GROUP A. When they were living here we'd probably be GROUP C or D because of the sheer level of crazy they brought with them. My brother is actually the reason one of our neighbors moved to an entirely different state and why we now have the neighbors in GROUP D living with us in that home. Not incidentally, my brother occasionally comes to hang out with the people in GROUP D and continue to be annoying.