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				What Canadian things are you going to do today!?
 
 
					
				Is it true that you get to punch a Canadian on Canada Day and they have to just accept it? I have a couple of Canadians who I keep in my house so this would be useful information.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Happy birthday from your bros down south
Canada/US forever


 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Hooray to our western neighbors! Good job on being totally balls-out insane when you get into a war yet having a reputation as the most pacifist country to exist until the Buddha founds one!
PS: You're not unique stop being silly and join the US already.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				If someone were to punch me on Canada Day, or any other day, I would retaliate. If things escalated quickly enough it would end with them stabbed to death and me wearing their face as a mask as a warning to any others who might think it a fun idea to punch me.
I am a very bad Canadian.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				I'm a big fan of making a point in a way people won't forget.
 
 
					
				When you say "escalate", what if it escalates to wrestling in maple syrup? As a Canadian, surely that is the one thing to placate you.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				wrestling in maple syrup is a favourite pastime of ours and would qualify as a deescalation.
 
 
					
				What if there are landmines buried in the maple syrup?
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				First murder, then wearing the victim's face, then syrup wrestling, THEN LAND MINES IN THE SYRUP!!!
Every time I get my erection down, it tears through my pants again!
And I guess that sums up the meaning of Canada Day pretty well.