If you were to ride in to battle, what animal would be your mount?

[leader of mortals]

Tibetan Mastiff

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[Christmas]

The person that posts after me.

[Jess]

UNICORN

[Alive-Cat]

None because I don't want to have to worry about the animal dying

[The Man]

Any animal, regardless of how practical it is? A bear, of course. When your mount is a godless killing machine that makes it that much more difficult to lose.

[leader of mortals]

Actually, aren't hippos statistically one of the most dangerous animals to humans? Maybe riding into battle on a hippo would be best.

Also, they do that thing where they poop and spray it everywhere with their tail. Talk about demoralizing the enemy!

[Slothy]

Polar bear.

[Aelitalily]

I'm not sure why no one has said this yet but: A CHOCOBO!

[Araciel]

There's also the D&D monster the beholder.. That'd be pretty awesome.

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[chionos]

I want to ride in on Christmas riding Jess riding a Unicorn.

Because even the cruelest, most heartless warlord and his barbarian armies would have a hard time raising a sword against the utter cuteness that is Christmas riding Jess riding a unicorn.

"Awww, how cuu--" as I coup de grâce the lot of them.

[Pike]

Hodoround

This is my favorite

Obligatory "Shut Up Wesley" though

[Christmas]

I want to ride in on Christmas riding Jess riding a Unicorn.

Because even the cruelest, most heartless warlord and his barbarian armies would have a hard time raising a sword against the utter cuteness that is Christmas riding Jess riding a unicorn.

"Awww, how cuu--" as I coup de grâce the lot of them.

Imagine everyone riding on one another.