I'm thinking a giant starfish might be kinda awesome. I mean, starfish are terrifying.
I wouldn't just ride into battle.
I would BOUNCE into battle!
On my trusty steed:
I would ride a flying octopus
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Tonight I'm going to have myself a real good time
I feel ali-i-i-ive.
And the world is turning inside out
floating around in ecstasy...
A mammoth is really the only acceptable answer.
Probably a dragon, you know I took this test on mythological creatures that you would represent and it said a unicorn. BECAUSE I'M SPECIAL. So maybe a unicorn, but I want mine to stand out. So it has to be black.
And fly. There a LeBron James Pegasus. Final answer.
EDIT: I lied, a TERRY CREWD Pegasus. That comes with old-spice so I don't smell in-between my battle incase, you know a female soldier suddenly changes her mind from slaughtering me in battle to an abrupt halt and make-out right in the middle of the battle while we ride off on my Pegasus into a beautiful starry sunset above the clouds. Graphic enough?
Last edited by jenovajunkie; 07-02-2014 at 03:30 AM.
Creativity is certainly about not being constrained by rules or accepting the restrictions that society places on us. Of course the more people break the rules, the more likely they are to be perceived as ‘mentally ill’.
“Fix the cause, not the symptom.” – Steve Maguire
Ever since I have played Lords of Magic back when I was a kid I have wanted to ride a big ol' white tiger like the Warrior Lord of Chaos did!
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Dragon, plzkthx.
Thestrals represent.
I would probably ride in on the Cosmic Owl.
I'd have to default to a walrus. This has the benefit of being really slow on land, so by the time I got there the fighting would be all over and I wouldn't have to die. ...unless my side lost, I guess, and in which case, well, smurf. Better slowly waddle back the other way!
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
A dragon with a cat head spitting acid.
Also the name of my upcoming grindcore album.