Quote Originally Posted by chionos View Post
I want to ride in on Christmas riding Jess riding a Unicorn.

Because even the cruelest, most heartless warlord and his barbarian armies would have a hard time raising a sword against the utter cuteness that is Christmas riding Jess riding a unicorn.

"Awww, how cuu--" as I coup de grāce the lot of them.
Imagine everyone riding on one another.