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    Default If you were to ride in to battle, what animal would be your mount?

    I'm thinking a giant starfish might be kinda awesome. I mean, starfish are terrifying.
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    I wouldn't just ride into battle.

    I would BOUNCE into battle!

    On my trusty steed:


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    I would ride a flying octopus

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    Bear Cav reporting

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    None because I don't want to have to worry about the animal dying

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    A mammoth is really the only acceptable answer.

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    Probably a dragon, you know I took this test on mythological creatures that you would represent and it said a unicorn. BECAUSE I'M SPECIAL. So maybe a unicorn, but I want mine to stand out. So it has to be black.


    And fly. There a LeBron James Pegasus. Final answer.

    EDIT: I lied, a TERRY CREWD Pegasus. That comes with old-spice so I don't smell in-between my battle incase, you know a female soldier suddenly changes her mind from slaughtering me in battle to an abrupt halt and make-out right in the middle of the battle while we ride off on my Pegasus into a beautiful starry sunset above the clouds. Graphic enough?
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    Ever since I have played Lords of Magic back when I was a kid I have wanted to ride a big ol' white tiger like the Warrior Lord of Chaos did!
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    Dragon, plzkthx.

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    Thestrals represent.

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    I would probably ride in on the Cosmic Owl.

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    I'd have to default to a walrus. This has the benefit of being really slow on land, so by the time I got there the fighting would be all over and I wouldn't have to die. ...unless my side lost, I guess, and in which case, well, smurf. Better slowly waddle back the other way!

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    A dragon with a cat head spitting acid.

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