Oh! OH! OHH!!! I am that guy!
I told a story on a first date about how I was drunk and a friend of mine lost her virginity to me. Instead of cuddling I made a sandwich because I was drunk hungry. Then the next time we did it I passed out right away.
But I didn't get yelled at and the date in question didn't flee the scene. She actually commended me for my honesty because many guys in the past would lie about having a friend with benefits.
During the first date with my current girlfriend (running over three years now) she said she shared an interest of mine. I bashed the underside of the table and said, "Excuse me, that was my boner going up."
Also, I scored a few dates with this profile:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Sephex?cf=regular
I don't know why I get away with what I do.
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