He told me a bunch of stories that I couldn't prove weren't true but so totally reeked of bulltrout like how he was trained in MMA and how his dad was super important and owned this and that and how they called him "Diablo" at his old high school because he beat up all these guys in a fight. It was actually kind of adorable. We hung out a lot over the next two months and then I called it quits because so many reasons.