This girl I took out a few years ago mentioned all her favorite cats and eventually ended up throwing a ranch covered carrot at me because she thought that was teasing! I left rather abruptly and she only got a hug.
This girl I took out a few years ago mentioned all her favorite cats and eventually ended up throwing a ranch covered carrot at me because she thought that was teasing! I left rather abruptly and she only got a hug.
Well you're dating the wrong team anyway.
Well a date revealed what a jerk he was one night when this happened:
Start of dinner, looking at menus:
Me: oh I might try the sundae after, that looks good.
Him: You should.
After dinner:
Him: Weren't you going to get that sundae?
Me: Nah, I'm too full.
Him: Oh come on, it's my treat.
Me: Well I guess I could try it.
Little while later after I eat about 1/3 of the sundae and stop:
Him: Aren't you going to finish that?
Me: No, sorry, I'm full.
Him [swearing, stands up in restaurant and swears at me and calls me names] I'M PAYING FOR THAT YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO MAKE ME PAY FOR FOOD YOU AREN'T GOING TO EAT [storms out of restaurant]
Me: o.o
How terrible of a kisser they were.
Oh! OH! OHH!!! I am that guy!
I told a story on a first date about how I was drunk and a friend of mine lost her virginity to me. Instead of cuddling I made a sandwich because I was drunk hungry. Then the next time we did it I passed out right away.
But I didn't get yelled at and the date in question didn't flee the scene. She actually commended me for my honesty because many guys in the past would lie about having a friend with benefits.
During the first date with my current girlfriend (running over three years now) she said she shared an interest of mine. I bashed the underside of the table and said, "Excuse me, that was my boner going up."
Also, I scored a few dates with this profile:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Sephex?cf=regular
I don't know why I get away with what I do.
Last edited by Sephex; 07-02-2014 at 05:22 AM.
He told me a bunch of stories that I couldn't prove weren't true but so totally reeked of bulltrout like how he was trained in MMA and how his dad was super important and owned this and that and how they called him "Diablo" at his old high school because he beat up all these guys in a fight. It was actually kind of adorable. We hung out a lot over the next two months and then I called it quits because so many reasons.
She was three months pregnant and wasn't sure which man was the father.
I've never had a worst thing... but when I dated a guy from the military he mentioned how he had shot people in Afghanistan which was kind of shocking I guess. I don't know if it was true though.
He has erectile dysfunction.
But he just erected after speaking to me.
That they werent interested in me.
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!