I like my hair because I never have to deal with it. So glad it's not curly or some trout.

I lost the genetic lottery in a bunch of ways but my teeth probably got the worst diceroll out of everything. Firstly they are shaped funny - wider at that the top than at the bottom - meaning it looks like I've got jack o' lantern teeth. Secondly I have a bunch of certain types of teeth missing and a bunch of extra types of others so basically it's just a mess in there. I had to have years of orthodontal work and my teeth still look awful.