I have never played this game but sharky loves it and all of Pike's threads have inspired me to give it a try!
Before we start, I have hardly ever used the zsnes emulator and I'm not super familiar with controls and stuff I haven't been able to figure out how to open the menu in game. I tried all of the buttons I know of but its not working. Anyways, let's get started!
I wasn't sure if this is one of those games when they ask for your name but really its the hero's name. I'm glad it isn't!
So here is Princess Peach/Toadstool! Apparently Toadstool and Peach and Daisy have some weird intertangled naming stuff going on but the Mario wiki says she's Peach and she looks like Peach so I'm calling her Peach
http://www.mariowiki.com/Princess_Peach
Hmm this doesn't look good
Bowser kidnapped the Princess. Such a shame
Oh am I rescuing her? Is that what's going on?
Is Yoshi in this game?
So Bowser takes her to his ominous castle of ominousness where he can apparently control the weather to suit the atmosphere he is trying to create (ominousness is an actual word, I just found out)
And Mario is right behind them. He sure can run
So I get in to some battles in the castle and it made me chuckle
So cute
Oh no the bridge fell! That's some shoddy construction :/. You think with all of the money Bowser obviously spends (he owns his own castle with a lava pit) he could maybe hire some better builders.
So eventually I find Peachstool dangling from the ceiling
And Mario super jumps up to save her
And I get in to a fight with Bowser, which wasn't unexpected, and then Peachstool decides to give me instructions
Why don't you just fight him then
So I start attacking the chain because I was totally planning to do that before she said anything >.>
It wasn't me, it was Peachstool
Yep, he said that
Poor Bowser. Can't a man/turtle/monster thing just kidnap Princesses in peace?
So he starts throwing hammers at my chain and sure enough I go tumbling down
Yeah sorry about that . That must be frustrating
!!!!
But Mario once again demonstrates his superhuman jumping skills and hightails it out of there
Poor Bowser
Yes?
But something happens and there is shaking and falling and other such action packed events
Oh what's this?
This is the game I'm playing, in case anyone isn't caught up yet
So I go launching away and land in what appears to be Mario's house, on his coat hanger
Hello
Oh you're SO FUNNY
And that's the beginning of Super Mario RPG
Stay tuned~