This one time, I was playing FFXI (And I was the team's healer!) and my Mom called me from downstairs. I asked if I could be there in just a moment so I could let everyone know I had to go and possibly help them find a healer before going. But my Mom insisted I go at just that moment, so I logged off abruptly (surely earning the eternal scorn of my party members), and looked out the window.

Our house was being overrun by cows.