Hey what do you guys use for your hair? The product I'm using is definitely retaining the shape well enough, but it looks kind of gross. What do y'all do to style up your hair but keep it natural looking?
You know, I got these pink flans running around just outside my house. That stuff looks pretty natural on my hair.
Just, just yo, just hear me out before you call me crazy. Check this trout out. You see that garage right there? Yeah, right across the street there. OK, look. Now I'm going to run full speed into that garage over there. Like all out sprint into it. No, just let me finish. Just let me finish, OK? I'm going to sprint into that garage over there. What would you expect to happen? Right. I break my smurfing nose and fall flat on the ground. Here's what is actually going to happen. When I get like a foot away from it, I'm just going to stop. Like I've hit an...an invisible wall or something. It's not going to hurt me in any way. In fact, I can keep "running forward" without actually going anywhere as if I'm on some sort of frictionless surface...but I'm not. That is solid pavement over there. Just watch, dude. Just watch. I swear to god yo, this trout is like, I don't even know dude. Just watch.
I can only walk in the four cardinal directions. Not even diagonal. Not even a little bit.
I'm worried about that Kefka, guys. I think he might be insane.
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