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    PS 48/50 SUCK IT NERDS

    stupid madison always ruining everything for me

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    I doubt I can, I have never been there!

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    42/50. Watching House of Cards recently helped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Adequate View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    I'm not taking this test because I don't give a trout. I'm leaving the country anyway and can't be bothered with its history.
    But US history is awesome ALL history is awesome! I doubt I'll ever go within a thousand miles of China, but you better believe I love learning about Chinese history.
    Pop quiz! No google and whatnot! Your integrity and dignity is on it!

    Who is the first Emperor of the Han Dynasty?

    What is the name of the first dynasty of china?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Pop quiz! No google and whatnot! Your integrity and dignity is on it!

    Who is the first Emperor of the Han Dynasty?

    What is the name of the first dynasty of china?
    (SPOILER)
    Liu Bang?

    Ancient Zhou?


    I think so anyway.

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    Mo-Nercy for the steal? We'll see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Pop quiz! No google and whatnot! Your integrity and dignity is on it!

    Who is the first Emperor of the Han Dynasty?

    What is the name of the first dynasty of china?
    (SPOILER)
    Liu Bang?

    Ancient Zhou?


    I think so anyway.
    No revelation before Milf or Mister Aqua something answers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Adequate View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    I'm not taking this test because I don't give a trout. I'm leaving the country anyway and can't be bothered with its history.
    But US history is awesome ALL history is awesome! I doubt I'll ever go within a thousand miles of China, but you better believe I love learning about Chinese history.

    Also you might be leaving America but joke's on you, because America is the most important country in the world and will still have plenty of influence over your life in Europe. So understanding how and why that is requires knowledge of American History.

    PS: Revolution, Civil War, Antebellum, Gilded Age, the drive West, the transcontinent railroads, the Roaring Twenties, World War 2, the Cold War, how can you not give a trout it's so awesome what is wrong with you
    I guess I just prefer my history elsewhere. You're right, though, I'm too stupid to understand why my own country might hold the highest influence to the rest of the world so thanks for trying to educate me because man I was lost!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Pop quiz! No google and whatnot! Your integrity and dignity is on it!

    Who is the first Emperor of the Han Dynasty?

    What is the name of the first dynasty of china?
    Emperor Gao.

    Mythically, the first were the Five Emperors. The first one actually attested by other sources is the... well trout, I think it was the Shang Dynasty? Or Xia? One of those was first but I can't remember which! e; After this post I looked at Mo-Nercy's and I'm pretty sure he's right, it was the Zhou Dynasty.

    Sarah I didn't say you were stupid! Where are you even getting that from? I think it's a shame to not be interested in some awesome history and dismiss it because you happen to be leaving the place in question, that's all.

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    I scored a 41/50 without even trying to get the answers correct. I guess that means I can be a US citizen then, I'll get my flight to texas with my cowboy boots and like Paula can meet me with a shotgun when I get off the plane!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceglow View Post
    I scored a 41/50 without even trying to get the answers correct. I guess that means I can be a US citizen then, I'll get my flight to texas with my cowboy boots and like Paula can meet me with a shotgun when I get off the plane!
    Shotgun? Real Texans use Semi-Automatics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Adequate View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Pop quiz! No google and whatnot! Your integrity and dignity is on it!

    Who is the first Emperor of the Han Dynasty?

    What is the name of the first dynasty of china?
    Emperor Gao.

    Mythically, the first were the Five Emperors. The first one actually attested by other sources is the... well trout, I think it was the Shang Dynasty? Or Xia? One of those was first but I can't remember which! e; After this post I looked at Mo-Nercy's and I'm pretty sure he's right, it was the Zhou Dynasty.

    Sarah I didn't say you were stupid! Where are you even getting that from? I think it's a shame to not be interested in some awesome history and dismiss it because you happen to be leaving the place in question, that's all.
    Perhaps I am dismissing it because I have never had an interest in the history of my own country and happen to find cultures other than my own more interesting! It's great that you find it interesting but I don't think it's necessary to smugly call me out for not sharing that interest

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    Actually it is entirely necessary because I am right about everything.

    e; Except, admittedly, matters relating to that smurfer Madison.

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    Our house, in the middle of the street~

    OUR HOUSE

    I'm not sure how relevant but um... I think its an American song? Our house representing a unity between nations and my current residence in the U.S.?


    I dunno this thread just made me think of that

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    Look, Huxley dear, you can suck up about US history all you like, they're still not going to give you a green card because it will clash horrendously with your brown nose.

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