*beat starts*

Look, if you had only one spot, with male pattern baldness...
And lose a bunch of hair in the shower, big clumps...
Would you shave it, or just let it thin?

Yo

His dome is shiny, comb over, follicles tiny
looks middle aged in his twenties, mom's genetics
He's nervous, but in public he wears hats to avoid split spaghetti

But he keeps on forgetting his Rogaine
Whole crowd laughs at his pain
Covers his head, feels nothing but dread
Turning red now, everybody's laughing now
The jig is up, they know, baldy, blahow!