Example of random crap...

MissH: "What does 'bae ' mean?"
Bubba: "I see it on Twitter all the time. I think it means babe or 'other half'"

MissH immediately googles 'bae'

MissH: "Apparently it means 'before anyone else'"
Bubba: "Oh really?"
MissH: "Yup. But in Danish it actually means pooh"
Bubba: "So really people are just calling each other turds without realising?"
MissH: "Yep!"

MissH starts flirting...

MissH: "Oh, hi bae!"
Bubba: "Stop calling me a turd"
MissH: "You're looking real sexy, bae..."
Bubba: "I don't think there is such a thing as a sexy turd."

MissH starts laughing

MissH: "Now I can just imagine a pooh dressed up in lingerie doing a sexy dance!"
Bubba: "Jesus Christ. I can't believe how quickly we went from the word 'bae' to a sexy turd dancing in lingerie...

SCARAMOUCHE! SCARAMOUCHE! CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO?!