You guise are just cranky pantses

Its sweet helping a couple or some friends get a picture memory, we don't know if you're off the clock, some people carry their own bags, some people are socially awkward so they ask things like "do you work here" because they don't know another ice breaker, waiters sometimes have bad timing but it would probably be creepier if they stood there waiting for you to finish before asking, plus they have other tables and at least they are checking on you, and someone somewhere is complaining about something you do all the time!!!!!1!11!1!1

(I'm teasing in case that wasn't clear by all the !!!!s)

I hate when someone asks me if something is wrong and I say no and they proceed to ask me 20 more times. Either I'm not upset but you're making me upset, or I am upset but clearly don't want to talk about it and asking me repeatedly is only going to make me want to talk about it even less