Stelal: Noctis, what is the light?

Noctis: It's just a star going supernova.

Stella: Really? Then how come it ebbs and flows, shouldn't it be one deal?

Nocitis: Well it's going supernova cause a dude is tossing meteors into it and thus it expands and vaporizes the other planets until consuming half of the planet to get really close to a band of adventurers fighting this mage dude.

Stella: Wow that sounds horrific, does it utterly destroy them?

Noctis: Nah, the damage is fixed so it can't kill them its just really annoying cause they have to stand ouround for two minutes while the watch the meteor devastate their galaxy.

Stella: Sounds annoying...

Nocitis: Not as annoying as racing some inbred Chocobos so you can breed them together to breed the ultimate inbred chocobo to go to one stupid island to get the materia that would curbstomp the magic dude in the first round.

Stella: That also sounds annoying, hey you want to go get a bite to eat, maybe save the world?

Noctis: Nah, thought I would stay in tonight and watch a Friends marathon.