Then this is the kind of trout that Psychotic pulls every single day. (the guy in the picture is lonnybob)
If EoFFers Worked in an Actual Office
Then this is the kind of trout that Psychotic pulls every single day. (the guy in the picture is lonnybob)
Last edited by Night Fury; 07-10-2014 at 06:39 AM.
I would be Pam. I am Pam in real life. And I am watching The Office right this very instant.
I'd be like Agent Lana from Archer except with more sohphiscated clothing attire that's office appropriate. Why is this just exclusively staff though?
Idk? I wanted to put it in the staff forum but that GIF and the idea that Psychotic is an office prankster was too good not to share with everyone. If anyone else wants to join the staff office feel free xD idk.Originally Posted by Shiny
I think I'd just be that chick that goofs around, takes breaks constantly and is just always at the coffee machine - never at the desk. yet somehow, manages to put together a pretty neat project from time to time.
Pike and Hux are just like, totally sitting together on the computers ALL DAY. They literally clock in and stay at their computers. I'm pretty sure they're not doing work but are actually playing video games the whole time.
Dr Unne, Rantz, and o_O are the guys from the IT Crowd, obviously. They have a separate office in the basement for sure.
Unne = Roy, Rantz = Moss and o_O is Richmond hahahahaha.
I think Rantz is the quirky delivery guy. Steve is the head of accounting, Quin is the janitor. Matt and Shauna are warehouse leads and they throw parties down there when no one is looking.
I'm actually crying at o_O as Richmond. He totally is.
Proto is Assistant to the Regional Manager.
Who's the head of IT and who's their goon squad?!
Shlup.
Why don't you want to be the janitor?!
Who is an acceptable replacement as janitor?
Rantz definitely egged Happy Noodle Boy on to photocopy his arse.
I do work in an office and I am pretty much acknowledged as the one true office pranksterI would definitely do things like that to BoB!
My office life ended ~6 years ago. Worked in an office, then for myself, took an "office job", went on my own again. If you're working for someone, you're just making money for someone other than yourself.
I bought my son some Master Replica light sabers from Costco many moons ago. My buddy and I picked up Vader and Luke from my home (along with some robes). Back at the office, I shut off all the lights for the floor and said "I sense something, a presence I've not felt since...", light sabers on, battle commence. It was pretty awesome.
We also put fake crap on the toilet seat and on the floor in front of the toilet. Covered it in moistened TP for effect. Unfortunately, one guys wife showed up during lunch (we did it at the start of lunch, then boned out). Unbeknownst to us, the ladies room was "out of order"/locked, so she went to the men's room and found our faux poop. Let's just say "Prank=Backfired".
Had an office on Beverly Drive. Drank a few bottles of quality tequila and ended up racing my buddy/superior through Sepulveda pass. He was an amateur, at best.
Tapped my assistants rear in that office quite a few times. Shweeeeeeet Jesus was that good.
Now married with children, my commute is ~90'. Can still take upwards of an hour to get there depending on traffic (kids) and whether or not I'm hung over.
Who needs egging on? :/
I work in an office. 50% of my working day is me trawling through EOFF and replying to threads. None of my work colleagues are aware of this.
If everyone in my office was a member of EOFF then I reckon I would get found out pretty quickly.
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