"That sword is huge. I think I kinda have a crush on this weird little Lego person. I'm an odd child."
"Robin Williams turned out to be kind of an asshole in this."
"Damn, I can't let people know this cheesy and obvious ending totally worked for me."
"Where's the world map? I'm just running down a tube. I better keep running down it so I can bitch online in an informed manner."
"Damn, I can't let people know this cheesy and horrible j-pop song is getting downloaded and listened to voluntarily."
"If it makes Roto shut the hell up, I will play the one with Kefka already."
"Alright, how many people are going to die? I'm moving on to the next one."
"Ha! Butz! But no, this random encounter rate is really getting to me. I'm quitting."
""
"My boner for such a fully realized Ivalice should really be bigger than this. I wonder what's wrong?"
"Vanille turned out to be kind of an asshole in this."
"Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump! Time warp. Jump, jump, jump, jump!"