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    Default Pfft, I can do that!!

    Fun little question. You get to jump in and live out the events of one Final Fantasy character, out of all the numbered games, who do you choose? You can't deviate from the plot and everything that happens to them happens to you, GO!

    I think mine would be Squall. Moody as he is, Balamb garden is pretty damn sweet and a stone's throw from the ocean. He's got an awesome sword with a gun attached, and nothing too terrible ever happens to him (comparatively speaking).

    My less exciting answer would be any blitzball player from FFX cause Blitzball looks fun as hell, but god Spira must suck to live in.

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    Don Corneo!!!

    Everyday will be bang bang day~~~

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    Yuna

    I love the world of Spira. Yes it would suck to have to deal with Sin but in the end my friends and I would be the ones to destroy it. Nothing really bad really happens to her, other than having to kiss Seymour.

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    I would have to say any of the titles VIII-X. I like the worlds, the characters, the stories, and the locations aren't that bad.

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    Zidane. The natural flirt. The life I always wish I could live.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Nanaki since he gets to live super long
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    Squall.

    I'm still waiting for my princess in a white dress to come and dance with me.

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    Probably Bartz, while being afraid of height would be annoying (I happen to love heights) being able to travel the whole world with a Chocobo and travel with my very own harem plus one quirky old dude doesn't sound like a bad deal to me, especially since he is the least emotionally disturbed or traumatized protagonist in the franchise.

    Kekfa would be fun as well so I can take out all of my misanthropic tendencies but dying would probably suck but who knows, maybe SE will make a crappy sequel to VI and bring Kefka back, its only a matter of time.

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    Week ago before I knew about the FFX novel, I would say Tidus but meh I don't want to kick blitzball bomb and die so nope.

    I am tempted to say Cloud just for the bangity bang under Highwind before going to Northern Crater but one bang doesn't justify the rest of the story I would have to put up with.

    Not Squall, I don't like him and I definitely don't like Rinoa, too clingy.

    Gotta go with Zidane! Nothing too horrible really happens to him and after marrying Garnet I would be King muahaha.

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    Balthier seems to have it pretty good. Girlfriend that'll stay young looking for as long as it matters to him and a cool airship.

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    FFVII

    I would be the little boy in Sector 5 who has 5 gil hidden in a secret drawer.

    I would spend my days saving up all my money in order to buy something I really want. Then I would give said item to the first random stranger who broke into my house.

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    I would like to play as VIvi in Alexandria. I want to see what it's like to savour in the knowledge that you stole grannies savings of 9 gil. Knowing that this peasant woman has been saving her whole life to earn this money and you just take it from her and she doesn't say a word.

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    FFVIII

    I'd be chilling in my flying school with my pet doggeh and Moomba helpers.

    (and Squall *swoon*)

    Quote Originally Posted by Ergroilnin View Post

    Not Squall, I don't like him and I definitely don't like Rinoa, too clingy.
    If you switched Squall's name with Cloud and Rinoa's with Tifa you'd get the same argument lol
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    Balthier, because he's got Fran & a sweet airship. If not him, Bartz, because on one arm he has Faris & the other Lenna. Plus, he's got his own Chocobo. It's no airship, but it'll do.

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    Terra for her green hair and like, it's close enough to my name anyway since that's my name in America!


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