Ooh.... oh, those kinds of benefits.

As someone who works in IT, it grinds my gears when people are "friends" with me just because they want someone to clean up their post-fapping malware mess every few weeks. Though obviously I'll help an actual friend out, but you learn to spot the ones who only want to know you when something's broken... where you see their number come up on your phone and can answer with "Hi Steve, what have you broken?"