Page 1 of 4 1234 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 51

Thread: 50 Shades of Grey Trailer!

  1. #1
     Master of the Fork Cid's Knight Freya's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Yer pants
    Posts
    26,209
    Articles
    277
    Blog Entries
    34

    FFXIV Character

    Freya Meow (Sargatanas)

    Default 50 Shades of Grey Trailer!

    Omg are you guys so super excited? Where's Mae, she'll be very excited.

    At work I don't have my ads turned off, like I do on every other device I have, and it's freaking everywhere. It was on a pandora ad even. "First trailer this Thursday!"

    Apparently Beyonce posted a few second clip. I guess she's doing the music for the movie? Or a song at least?

    Are.. you... excited?

    I'm not. I'm totally not wanting another fevered housewife love of this story. I'm all for smut, but good smut. Come on....

  2. #2
    noxious.sunshine's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2013
    Location
    Where Dreams Go To Die.
    Posts
    4,886
    Blog Entries
    75

    Default

    That's a slowed down version of "Crazy In Love"!

    IDK... I'm not too thrilled about it the. The snippet looks pretty slick, but just no.

  3. #3
     Master of the Fork Cid's Knight Freya's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Yer pants
    Posts
    26,209
    Articles
    277
    Blog Entries
    34

    FFXIV Character

    Freya Meow (Sargatanas)

    Default

    The official trailer comes out tomorrow I guess. That's just a tease I believe.

  4. #4
    Recognized Member Shorty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Posts
    23,629
    Articles
    11
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    There is no such thing as good smut.

    I watched Twilight in a rifftrax fashion with friends (doesn't everyone do this?). I don't care to do that with this horrible thing.

  5. #5
     Master of the Fork Cid's Knight Freya's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Yer pants
    Posts
    26,209
    Articles
    277
    Blog Entries
    34

    FFXIV Character

    Freya Meow (Sargatanas)

    Default

    You haven't been reading the right stuff. There is definitely some good smut. This stuff? Not so much. This was literally a twlight fanfic changed slightly and released as a book.

  6. #6
    Recognized Member Shorty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Posts
    23,629
    Articles
    11
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    Smut is the equivalency of the Lifetime channel in the realm of writing. There is no good smut xD

  7. #7
    Trial by Wombat Bubba's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Shmocation
    Posts
    10,370
    Articles
    2
    Blog Entries
    2
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    Awaiting MissH's excited post in 3... 2... 1...

  8. #8
     Master of the Fork Cid's Knight Freya's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Yer pants
    Posts
    26,209
    Articles
    277
    Blog Entries
    34

    FFXIV Character

    Freya Meow (Sargatanas)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    Smut is the equivalency of the Lifetime channel in the realm of writing. There is no good smut xD
    Smut is porn shorty. There is good porn and bad porn. 50 shades is bad porn.

  9. #9
    Jinx's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    15,749
    Articles
    4
    Blog Entries
    3
    Contributions
    • Hosted the Ciddies

    Default

    Beyonce's doing the music for this? Just another reason for me to hate Beyonce. xD

    I dunno if this movie's going to be worth it to watch to make fun of (Twilight's pretty fun to watch and make fun of), but just. Haha. Oh man.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

  10. #10
    'Just Friends' Formalhaut's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Glenwood
    Posts
    13,325
    Articles
    54
    Blog Entries
    5

    Default



  11. #11
    Happiness Hurricane!! Pike's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Clover Town Street
    Posts
    18,644
    Articles
    13

    FFXIV Character

    Althalor Lightpike (Excalibur)
    Contributions
    • Former Editor
    • Former Cid's Knight
    • Former Social Media Manager

    Default

    You guys are forgetting that this is gonna star Jamie Dornan, that's enough to make me want to watch it just so I can drool all over that gorgeous man's body.

  12. #12
    noxious.sunshine's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2013
    Location
    Where Dreams Go To Die.
    Posts
    4,886
    Blog Entries
    75

    Default

    I'm sorry- I know that this started off as a Twilight fanfic, but the only similarities I see between the two are the fact that they're both set in Washington. And that the main male and his family are filthy rich, and Ana's ridiculous obsession with Christian like Bella had with Edward.

    Either way, both sets of books are terrible, so I guess there's another similarity.

  13. #13
    absolutely haram Recognized Member Madame Adequate's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Kirkwall
    Posts
    23,357

    FFXIV Character

    Hiero Dule (Brynhildr)
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    You guys are forgetting that this is gonna star Jamie Dornan, that's enough to make me want to watch it just so I can drool all over that gorgeous man's body.
    Yeah this. It's absolutely terrible and just the trailer for the trailer (wtf) is atrocious, but Jamie Dornan is stupidly, ridiculously, unbearably hot so seeing him naked and dominating people is going to make every single panty in the house combust.

  14. #14
    Jinx's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    15,749
    Articles
    4
    Blog Entries
    3
    Contributions
    • Hosted the Ciddies

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Adequate View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    You guys are forgetting that this is gonna star Jamie Dornan, that's enough to make me want to watch it just so I can drool all over that gorgeous man's body.
    Yeah this. It's absolutely terrible and just the trailer for the trailer (wtf) is atrocious, but Jamie Dornan is stupidly, ridiculously, unbearably hot so seeing him naked and dominating people is going to make every single panty in the house combust.
    You guys have a point here.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

  15. #15
    Recognized Member Shorty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Posts
    23,629
    Articles
    11
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    Too babyfaced. Next.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •