To clarify on the tank launching incident, my plan was to drop the pipe bomb then jump off the balcony right as it explodes, killing the tank and making me look like a badass The flaw in the plan was that the railing was there - I was so used to the railing not being there thanks to a certain someone molotoving me. I turned around to jump off, awkwardly got caught between the railing and the gun, and then the tank came in and wedged me there, hence it looking unsmooth as smurf. When I finally managed to free myself, welp, yeah.
You should let the newbies explore and experiment with new shiny things you big bully