We'll need someone to prop up the league come September when I start my weekly ritual, just as MotD starts, of thinking 'next week - next week - I'm definitely going to remember to change my Fantasy Football team.' I am that man.

The man who brought you Soft Mint City FC, Rushden & Dire-monds, and all the other awful team names I've had over the past 6 or 7 seasons has gone for FC Chwarae Pel Droed this year.