Not it.

Yes, we are a committed staff. We're committed to performing well at our current duties and recognize that picking up anything else onto our plates would make the rest of our performance suffer! It is a blessing to you, really, that we don't add this to our list of chores. How will we protect the forums from swarming bots or spread the word of Final Fantasy with our articulate articles if we are too busy writing manuals?

You, however, are welcome to write it yourself!