Chrom: Still your spear a moment and hear me out. You've been lied to!
Cynthia: Spare me your tales, brigand! I've nothing to say to someone who would impersonate my father!
Chrom: Your what? Oh, for the love of… How many daughters are going to come back in time to see me?
Cynthia: Huh? H-how did you know I-
Chrom : I already went through this with Lucina.
Cynthia: Lucy's here?!
Chrom: In the flesh. …Though she neglected to mention she had a sister.
Cynthia: Wait—then you really are…! Oh, Father! I missed you SOOOOO MUUUCH!
Chrom: My… my ears…
Cynthia: I knew something was fishy with that guy! He barely even smiled when I found him. My REAL father would've given me a big hug and called me his little pega-pony princess!
Chrom: …Please tell me I never actually say that.
Cynthia: You'll say it right now, if you want me to believe you're the real Chrom!
Chrom: Uh… It's… it's good to see you, my... Um... My little pega-pony princess…
Cynthia: Aww, it's good to see you too, Father! I can't believe I fell for that lying creep's lies! Oh, I am going to KILL him for this! I'm going to plant a flying hoof right in his stupid liar face!
Chrom: She's even flightier than her mother. …I didn't think that was possible.
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