Been like 4 weeks since my last update! I am good at producing content eh?

So on the last instalment, we got our sword found a freaky alligator, made it to the Tale Cave and were about to Fight a legion of Squids to make it back to town alive. I can tell you now that the fight against the endless horde of enemies went successfully and you did not have to witness the 40 hours long battle it was something like this. Anyway, back to Kohalint.



Passing the kids playing ball on the way home, Fartz decide to investigate. Checking out the first open door he sees.



What is this place, it's filled with books. I bet only nerds come here



Hold the phone. This sound interesting. I wonder what Dark Secrets and Mysteries Kohalint holds.



YES I want to read this sodding book.




¬_¬

Last time I trust nerd buidlings. That's it, I'm out. I'm going to find the highest ledge and jump. Screw getting off this island



That'll do



Fartz regrets everything, and sinks away into the darkness
Thanks for tuning in. It's been a good run
















Oh, it’s a well. With stairs out. I guess Fartz lives another day.



I suppose this suicide attempt had a plus side. I found a piece of my broken heart. Fartz walks into town. I find Marin.




First thing you're talking about is your dad, and he's find Shrooms in the woods. I knew this guy was shady.




Singing is slightly better I suppose. She sings "Ballad of the Wind Fish" which appears often. I decide to visit the local shop



Drat. Foiled again. You can steal from this store, but I don't want to. Everyone calls you THIEF if you do. Fartz ain't no thief. Fartz goes for a wander around town and stumbles into a family home.




She is the mother of all the boys around the Village. I think there are four. It's a lot of boys.



I bet baby wants my Yoshi Doll, Dirty Girl.



Oh, Might be that. This place is called the trendy game. I also call it the bank, because I know how to win every game.





See. You just move the crane over to the first pillar, and when the top of the item reaches the top of the up arrows on the second pillar where it turns left. Move it down to the point where the arrows point left and you'll catch the item every time.




Fartz also picks up the Yoshi Doll. For baby of course. I cleaned this guy out of 60 Rupees, Magic Powder and the Yoshi Doll, all while spending 40 rupees. 20 Rupees profit! I jump outside and explore more of the town



Umm.. What is this place? Is that a dumbell on the roof?



Is that a.. phone? What is this contraption. It doesn't have a touch screen, or even a number pad. Stupid dead technology. Jokes aside, this place is designed to offer direction and advice in the game. Guy called Ulrira answers the phones and offers advice




Don't make me think about that place. You monster.



Goodness. The Ball wasn't a ball after all. It was a monster all along, Teeth and everything. I'm going to complain to the owner for keeping such a vicious beast



YIP. It's a baby monster. There is no reasoning with this woman. Best scout the house, she might have more dark secrets




She has 3rd dog. This one talks. What sort of mutant are you? She wants Accessories? Is that to brighten up the place considering that there are animal bones on the floor. This place is dark…



I decide to pop over and trade in the Yoshi Doll. Give baby the doll This starts the trading Minigame.




She has only boys, but the item she fives is a ribbon. Maybe she always wanted a girl. I feel sorry for her.



Anyways. that's me done messing around in town for now. Time to head to the mysterious forest, like the owl told me to.



Thanks. That was helpful. Stupid Sign.



Will you just leave me alone?



I'm just here to look In a forest. What you on about?



I've heard it's Mysterious




Don't you mean Tale Cave? Right?



Is he creepy as Tarin? Speaking of which he should be in forest. Lets keep an eye out for him.



Finding some Moblins in the Woods. Best Murder them.



Is that part of the Triforce?



It is. It's the Piece of Power, Yo. An item that double attack power for a period. It's rad. Makes killing everything I encounter easier!



Like this guy! Turns out I can't kill him, so I just ignore him and move on.




What'd you say mate? I'mma stab you.





Thanks for revealing your weakness! Dusts and powder eh? Have I got anything like that? Maybe I'll try that stuff from the trendy game



Take that nerd.



Ummm…



What are you doing?



Please stop your nonsense



HOLY CRAP! I'M SO SORRY RACCOON I DIDN'T KNOW POWDER MAKES YOU EXPLODE!



Oh. It's only Tain. Maybe it's a side effect of the mushrooms he was taking. Maybe I was taking some too… Heading north where before I would get lost



You mean the Tale Key… Right? I'm starting to get confused. Is this key for the same place?




You're back again. I told you to leave me alone.



Wait. I'm going into a scary looking cave to get an instrument? Sounds like a dumb thing to
potentially be risking your life for. Stupid ass owl



I'm just exploding the place up today. This is the effect of the Piece of power. Maybe that's why the racoon exploded when I used the powder.



Squid horde fight #2. This tim I have a 'splodey sword. They don't stand a chance



They didn't stand a chance



So I'm here at the entrance to Tale Cave. With the Tail key. If this works then there the localisation team overlooked this



Crap. I better go in to this scary looking cave to go and get a dumb instrument or something stupid like that.

That's us for this instalment. Heading into the Tail Cave next time.

Maybe I'll consider not waiting a month to put up the next entry as well xD