Quote Originally Posted by Dat Matt View Post
What do I do if it gets to the point where I have two separate towels because a hole has torn clean through my origonal towel, is now coloured lilac and it smells like seabass?
Congratulations, your continuous use of the towel in question has made it metamorphose into a pair of rotting fish fillets. Dispose of them with holy water, an incendiary device, and a crucifix.