RIP Palom & Porom.
RIP Palom & Porom.
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Part 13 - I Am Superstitious And Hate Having A Part 13. Also, There Is A Dark Elf And Edward Has Mind Powers
Okay so I take a Black Chocobo over to where the Dark Elf dude is
Boooooooo
At least these two are positive.
So we fight through the cave including some monsters called Cait Sith (!!!) and also there is a ridiculously high encounter rate
I will literally get out of a fight, take a step, and get in to another one.
Anyway, we eventually reach a crystal room. So like, did the elf make one to hold the crystal? Was it already here? Do crystals just construct special rooms wherever they go?
He seems to have a speech impediment. I also like how plain his sprite looks compared to
That
So anyways, he kills me oh no
Meanwhile
His bardy sense is tingling
He should get that cough checked out
So he starts playing a pretty song on his Harp
Good observation Cecil
The Dark Elf does not like the song as much as I did
Can he also talk through the harp or does Edward have the power of telepathy?
So I fight the elf again and win (yay!) or so I think because it then turns in to
If I had a dollar for every dragon I had to fight
I would have 2 whole dollars
So the elf dies
Yeeep
So back to the castle
Magical harp telepathy
That didn't really answer anything
Suddenly he coughs or goes quiet or something
Is he dying ?!?!?!
Awwww
Oh he's not dying. Nevermind. I just had something in my eye
Is he going to be playable again later?
Anyways, I head to the... hallway... place and get swarmed by women
Ladies
So I head to my ship
Ugh Kain, you sound like a broken record. No hi how are you, just crystal crystal crystal. You would make a terrible date. No wonder you and Cecil never took things to the next level.
So our ships kind of just rise up and then magically I am at some tower.
WHERE AM I
Liar
So I might probably play more soon today just because A) that was a short update and B) I won't have ended at Part 13.
But that's all for now
Part 14 - I Beat Up A Bunch Of Women
So I arrive in the tower and wander around and get in fights. Finally I trigger a scene
Well thank you!
This seems less friendly than it started
But I don't want you too
Well now this is just plain rude
BOSS FIGHT!
Wasn't too hard. They also look quite a bit different than their sprites
It would seem that way.
So anywho, we head further in to the tower of Zot and find GOLBEZ
See?
Golbez has bad social skills
Strawberry Shortcake taught me that we shouldn't be greedy and demanding. I don't think Strawberry would approve of Golbez's actions
Rly? Rly Golbez?
A man who plays dumb about his kidnap victims?
So Tellah and Golbez duke it out and Golbez mocks Tellah's weak spells. So Tellah decides its time to bring out the big guns: METEOR
And then he was promptly kidnapped by Sephiroth
And the fight ends
He learned it on a mountain
So he really was under a spell. That's kind of anticlimactic
I don't know what that is. Laser beams? Is he shooting laser beams at me?
"Cecil, I am your father"
Wouldn't it be cool if irl those symbols appeared above your head? Like you see a cute cat and there's a big "!" that appears. That would be cool
DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME YOUNG MAN
Tellah is dead
Well that was sad
Great so what about Rosa
It's like he heard me
So Kain takes us to the next room and we find her
So we rescue her and she and Cecil embrase
I think they're making out
/looks away
Mood killer Cid
So with the mood dead and burried, Rosa goes to see Kain
...
Thank you, Cid
Boo I don't want Kain
It's never over is it
And so another boss fight
Oh look its a lady lord
Lordess
...
Lady
...
Ahem anyway, it was a pretty long and challenging fight I have to say. But sure enough I defeat her thanks entirely to my unlimited HP and not at all due to skill
Fire Lord?
So Zot starts collapsing as you can't see because that is a screenshot and is motionless.
So we end up in Baron in Cecil's room
I don't think I need to know ab-
Oh
Are they breaking the 4 crystal rule? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
Good movie
You can't see it, but he searched it on his phone
So he wants to go to the moon?
So for a.... volcano?
I find it suspicious that I might be going to somewhere with Magma and the Fire fiend is still out there
That sounds totally reasonable
Oh Cid. You think of everything
That seems like a good place to end things.
So the story is getting pretty interesting! Can't wait to see what happens next
Also if anyone feels like pointing me in the right direction...
Agart.
It's directly south of Baron.
Play on, shion
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
Doesn't matter. Dragoon.
>>Am willing to change opinions based on data<<
Part 15 - The Underworld is Awfully Ugly But The Dwarfs Listen To Good Music
I'm back!
So I go around castle Baron cause everyone just seems back to normal now
Good to know
But oh what is this?
It appears an item can be used here. An item I don't have though
ALL HAIL QUEEN ROSA
So I head in to the basement and hear a voice
It too liked to play the name game
But I don't know where that is King Kingsly? Care to tell me?
So umm he doesn't tell me.
Anyways I head due south as per the spooniest suggestion and I head back to the dwarf like place and drop a magma rock down the well.
Isn't that funny? Imagine if that was real life and that rock was my only chance of saving the world and I just drop it down a random well? That could go wrong pretty quickly.
Ahem so anyways this happens:
And a giant hole opens up which I go down and arrive in the ugly ugly underworld
They could decorate a little or something geez
If they're aiming at me, they're doing a terrible job.
But apparently they are not and are instead aiming at the tanks
The tanks
So Cid decides he's going to bring us through the fighting and we get hit and stuff
I conveniently land next to a castle! So in I go and find the Dwarf Village where they clearly ripped off the dwarfs from IX in their greeting and not the other way around
That would just be silly
Conversation happens
Golbez has been a busy bee
I would if it could take on the whole red wing army
And of course everyone is super worried about Cid going off on his own
And the person heard that the King keeps his crystal room behind the throne
So in we go to the crystal room and get locked in
And end up with these really creepy dolls
So it leads to a really creepy boss fight that lasts a good while
Yep
Ugh his minions are just
awful
sigh
I didn't really ask but okay
I don't even
Doesn't he sound like one of those crazy homeless men? "I'M GOING TO GO TO THE MOON AND BECOME ALL POWERFUL"
Oh look, a fight
AGAIN
And he summons that dragon thingy which kills Rosa and Yang
BUT SOMETHING HAPPENS
Oh that's why Cid left. So I would have room for Rydia in my party.
They always choose to leave at such convenient times
Yaay Rydia is back! With new summons!
So after that the fight ends ridiculously quickly
Can you take me there? the King Kingsly wants me to go there?
Seems like it
Good one Rosa. Good one
Who am I to argue with Summon queens
Yaaay! So off we go
You have got to be kidding me
Yes. That is Golbez's hand. Going to grab the crystal. As I FOR SOME REASON sit there watching
All of that just happened
Oh no
Yeah. Maybe we shouldn't have just stood there as the slow moving hand approached and stole the crystal. OH WELL
Oh so while he takes the last one, I'm going to steal the other 7 out from under him? Probably the best plan yet
And that's all for now
Part 16 - Two Deaths in One Update
Off to the tower of Babel after repeatedly getting lost in the Dwarf Castle!
I think I found the place
So after going through the Tower that bears a suspicious resemblance to the Tower of Zot, I stumble upon a conversation!
Where? And why does this old dude sound like he's telling his grandson to have a safe trip? "Be safe now! Don't get in to trouble. If you need anything, just call!"
Oh he's this type of minion
No one
Maybe if we don't move he won't notice us
Boo
Everyone knows my name. I'm pretty popular
Kain finds this funny
Were you predicting a boss fight? Because there is a boss fight
A rather amusing and short one, which always means a follow up boss fight.
sigh
So anyways, after Mist Dragon decimates him
For only 20 MP
I feel like I'm missing something here. Is Mist Dragon's attack linked to my HP?
Lame
So back to the locked room which I can now unlock
Golbez may be a bad guy but I respect him for hiring so many people with clear mental disabilities.
So that fight ends soon, but because these fiends are jerk heads they decide to destroy the controls so I can't stop the cannons
But then Yang decides he can do something about this
This reminds me of the scene at the end of Xenosaga Episode I with KOS-MOS. Except Yang dies and KOS-MOS doesn't.
OR DOES HE?!? I really don't know
Well this is sad
And there goes Yang.
So we try to run out of the tower BUT
Not a good time Golbez, we just lost a friend
Yep, he starts destroying the bridge. Just as its about to get me
Yay Cid rescued me
She aged considerable in the past little while
Cut to airship chase scene
We get to see some more chase scenes with them gaining on us slowly
I did do an Iteration of Cid series of articles so I already kind of expected this one. Still sad though
You know I'm not going to do that
I still have to tell Yang's wife that he died too you know
So Cid jumps off the airship
At least he goes in a very Cid way
And he does somehow manage to close up the whole giant entrance by blowing himself up
And that's all for now
Very touching update