I like how you change the color of the text box for each update.
I like how you change the color of the text box for each update.
Part 7 - TRAITOR MCTRAITORO
Alrighty so we make it to Fabul in one piece, without looking at a googles map or anything
After talking to everyone in the castle and having them all sound like a broken record, we go see the king
Magic
Ugh get off it king
See, Edward isn't totally useless!
I feel bad though because he seems like a nice guy
No pressure or anything
So we head over to the gate, sans the ladies, to defend the castle
We fight and win and then the Red Wings start bombing the place
"We're outnumbered. I'm sorry I brought you and added to our numbers"
So we fight some more
This plan seems to be going south rather quickly.
I like how monsters in this game wear matching capes
And now we're in the throne room. Ugh
This is brilliant
So another fight of course
WHAT KIND OF AWFUL PLAN IS THIS
Edward gets attacked so we head back to protect him and get in to another fight
And then head right in to the Crystal room
No, he's a ghost. Ghost Kain
I see what happened there
He just told you to save your breath
So anyways, he did like 100 damage, which wasn't too bad, and then he followed it up with over 4000 damage which is just
No way he leveled up that quickly
Cecil seems kind of dense sometimes
I mean he totally could be under Golbez's spell, I dunno, I haven't played that far.
But anyways, Kain goes to kill Cecil and then Rosa walks in
That's what I said
Uh oh, someone is in trouble
They really like saying names in this game, don't they?
"CECIL"
"KAIN"
"ROSA!!!"
"GOLBEZ!?!"
Except he doesn't kill anyone so that whole speech sounds really dumb now
Me? Okay. Oh you meant... oh I see
Darn it, I wanted new job classes
Way to play it smooth, Cecil
So Kain went big jerk.
Rydia to the rescue!
Yeah
And I liked her too
So off to rescue Rosa and the Crystals!
Part 8 - I Have A Feeling I'm Not Wanted Here
So we head to the Inn for a rest and to discuss our next move
Monopoly much
"borrow"
I didn't know "relatively weak" meant "a group of 4 can sneak in undetected"
So the next morning
Who?
Sounds good
Man these Crystals are a big deal
Also, Yang's wife everybody!
So we head over to the ship and his wife gives us a goodbye
They make a good couple
So we venture off in a ship I have no control over
That's probably what you would have said about Kain
So we continue on a little ways before the ship starts shaking
That looks concerning. That whirlpool appears to have some kind of growth
Oh dear
Darn it
So Yang jumps in after her
See what I mean about the names?
But before long, we are sucked in to the whirlpool
Cecil wakes up alone
I bet he's going to ask where he is
I find a small town close to where I was called Mysidia, where the people don't seem to happy to see me
I could go on, but you get the idea. And then I remember
Ahem, oops. How funny I should land here
So funny
I head over to see the elder
I think he knows that
It all happened rather suddenly at the start of the game. Thanks to you guys! All I had to do was kill your people to trigger a change in myself hahahah ha haha ha
Oh that Golbez
I'm really not sure what's up with Dark Knights. They can't date, they can't overcome evil.... It seems like they have quite the handicaps
It's video game time. We've got all the time in the world
But I just got a new weapon
It sounds like a haunted house
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OBVIOUSLY
!!!
Can you guess who my favourite character is?
Not him
!!!!
THIS IS THE GREATEST
Yeah I got it
So tomorrow I shall head to Mt. Undead Creatures that I can Barely Damage and Will Very Much Frustrate Me.
STAY TUNED
I said it before, this entertains me
Please MOAR
Part 9 - Mt. Ordeals Is An Ordeal
Alrighty so we head over to Mt. Ordeals (good name) and find it blocked by random fire. What is with mountains in this game?
But she ISN'T WEARING ONE
Biggest plot twist of the game
Fun fact: Blizzard is a dog who nonchalantly peed on sharky
So Palom is super happy with himself before Porom shoots that down
Meanwhile
Yeah that
What a name. Imagine going to school with that kid
Oh he gets a different colour cape. Fancy
I like how the King is just out of the picture now, practically
Which means I probably have 3 more boss fights!
What is your deal Kain
Ahem so, back at the mountain, (after escaping every fight) we run in to an old bearded friend
"Tellah!"
"Cecil!!!!"
Yes, I, who cannot cast Balck Magic, am here seeking Meteor.
Honestly Tellah, you're better than that
So much smart today
Before he can finish, Porom whacks him over the head. But because I'm not an infant, I already got the message
Probably not
Or we could just give up hope right now, that works too
Vivi could cast Meteor
Tellah does not seem to like Golbez very much
Maybe if you had been paying attention to my LP, you would already know
Yaaay whoo
So we head up the mountain and hear some S sounds and Porom fusses at her brother
It's probably ScarglifiendofEarth
oh no, who could it possibly be
Pretty sure that's considered a rude introduction
I like how he feels the need to name himself in there. Like once we die, we'll have to fill out a survey card. "How was your death" "Good. I highly recommend the fellow responsible. IF ONLY I KNEW HIS NAME. Darn"
So this leads to a boss fight of me attacking while Bluffing Palom a few times. I forgot about that awesome command
Anyways it ends pretty quickly
OR DOES IT
Ugh
Same strategy basically
Bluff is a powerful command
So we head over to the thingy
I end up in some mystery place
Who is this?
So I get the Paladin Sword
No need to show off Cecil
He has to fight against his dark knight self. Do you not listen to cryptic mystery voices?
That was also explained
"Tellah!"
So luckily I remember from the last time I played that I have to defend to win this fight
You know who the voice is?
Oh
"Tel...lah...?"
Meanwhile, Palom and Porom have something to get off their chest
And of course since this is a video game, they can't just tell him now, they have to wait for the perfect exact right moment
And that is all for today due to the length of the update. Hope you enjoyed!
Also taking suggestions for next window colour
Part 10 - Back To Baron
Okay so I'm going to preface by saying I got tired of grinding today and I have other things to do so I added cheat codes. This is for future battles if you see me with max HP, its not because I grinded for that long xD
So we head down from Mt. Ordeals and go find the Elder of Mysidia and he is amazed I have become a Paladin
GASP!!!!! I AM SHOCKED BEYOND BELIEF
Way to change the subject
Oh look, a legend! In an RPG game? Unheard of!
Not a very detailed legend
The main character in an RPG being the one the legend spoke of? Also unheard of!!!
We learn that the Elder and Tellah know each other already. Maybe they meet for an old dude's club, I dunno
The elder seems less enthused
Tellah is still a bit angry
Little bit angry
That's the plan
Good name for a road
So we go to leave and the twinsies follow
!!!!!
Alright
So we head over to Baron, which doesn't take very long at all
Hmmmm
That's Cid's daughter. Things seem amiss in Baron
We head over to the Tavern, because who doesn't need a drink at this point amirite?
Yang has grown tired of the name game
THE HECK IS THIS?!?!
Yeah that
Rude
So I have to fight some guards WHO WON'T STOP CASTING MINI
And then I fight Yang who has a ridiculous amount of HP. Finally
Obviously
Ouch
Yay Yang is back!
So we go to the Inn to talk more privately
Introductions and stuff happen. Palom makes a rude comment about Yang being so out of it, Porom scolds him, etc
But sneaking in to the castle won't be easy, he says
How convenient!
So next time we will attack le castle Baron.
I am very close to where I stopped playing so I am excited to progress!
Where did you stop playing last time?
>>Am willing to change opinions based on data<<
Part 11 - FFIV Makin Me Cry
Okay so it is time to infiltrate Baron!
That didn't work
So I sneak in through an underground(?) waterway(?) path to get to the castle, which has really cut down on security since I was last here. Much less lively than it used to be.
Oh good. This guy
I didn't think anyone would fall for this, but apparently Cecil left some of his brain cells in his Dark Knight helmet
So apparently he shall join me!
Uh huh. That lasts all of 4 seconds
You tell him Palom
I like how even when she's being rude, she's polite about it
"You're a big fat liar and your acting sucks. No offense though"
Oh look who finally caught on
BOSS FIGHT
So a note about my cheat. It gives me max HP, but all of my other stats remain the same. So this was still a long enough fight, I just didn't have to worry about dying. I also still have to grind some to get my characters to level up and learn new abilities. So the cheat was basically just to make it easier to move through it to get this LP up daily and such.
So we head on in to the throne room
Cecil is all like "YOUR MAJESTY?!?!"
And the secret is out
That's a bit rude to say about a coworker
So I apparently forgot to screencap that fight. He's a big blue turtle. Weak against Thunder spells. There you go!
Cecil needs a new greeting instead of just always yelling out people's names.
That was forever ago Cid, get with the program
So they start arguing because why not at a time like this
Introductions begin
So we head to go find the airship, but apparently not having learned from the last fiend who showed up after we thought he was defeated, this one also tricks us
The walls start caving in and I get all teary eyed because I know what happens next
!!!
No
Stupid game making me cry
I am legitimately sad right now
So the doors get unlocked magically now somehow?
Meanwhile, Golbez is a jerk
Why is it a problem?
This is why you don't make deals with bad guys
Yeah, nothing like kidnapping a girl, holding her against her will, betraying yours and her country, and trying to kill the man she loves to get her to love you.
Totally proving you're the better man here, Kain
So they go through the wall and down the stairs
So we get on the airship and head up in to the sky
Oh Kain. Such a card
That works too
Cecil tells him to wake up, but Kain is done talking and he leaves
And that is all for today. That is where I stopped playing last time because the twinsies died, so I have no idea what happens next
Do we ever get to see Kain's whole face?
Tune in next time!
Part 12 - Oops I Did Things Out of Order
Well the boyfriend has me on bedrest as to avoid further aggravating my back, which means MORE VIDEO GAMES!!
Now that I have my airship, I go explore some places, including one place that has a pig, a mini, and a frog dance for me.
I also stop by Mysidia
And finally head to the place where I am supposed to go. It is very pretty, but there seems to be some things...
I think that guy is hiding in the bushes and peeping on women swimming
And I forked over some cash for this
I am not impressed
And also
Why thank you
I found the Chocobo Village and rode a black chocobo and found this area in the town
So on to the castle
EDWARD
Told you
Oh this again
Yang looks ashamed
Cid trying to cheer him up. That's nice of him!
Indeedly
So I have to go get that Crystal I guess
Oopsie, no one told me that. I appear to have done this out of order
Thank you?
So I go talk to the sage ladies
Cecil apparently already knew that
Interesting? How much of a concern is that, because I don't really feel like changing equipment
And so tomorrow I shall venture to see the Crystal thieving Dark Elf so that I may steal the Crystal and get backstabbed by Kain and Golbez
Tune in next time
You're going to have to get some equipment together, it shouldn't be too hard. Anything metallic equipped on a character causes them to have "Paralyze" permanently set in battle.
I go with this setup:
Cecil: GreatBow and Thunder Arrows, Twist Headband, Kenpogi and Ruby Ring
Cid: Wooden Mallet, Twist Headband, Kenpogi and Ruby Ring
Yang: Whatever claws you want, Twist Headband, Kenpogi and Ruby Ring
Tellah: No changes, but put a Ruby Ring on him, cuz Iron and Mythril Rings are no good
Also, you should stock up on Mythril Weapons and Armor cuz you'll need them later. This is gonna be expensive...I hope you have a lot of money, but I guess with your cheats you shouldn't need too much in the way of weapons to beat the Dark Elf.