So, Neel actually had no idea I posted this. This is going to be great. I'm going to answer for both of us, because we were too busy nomming on some delicious Berkely sammiches, and sipping the best coffee ever.

One post in the last year. What's up with that?
This is probably in reference to N. He has no personal computer he uses, and he uses a VERY antiquated phone. Needs to get with the times.

Who is neel
You're tacky and I hate you.

How are you doing?

Do you still drink G&Ts?

What is one small thing everyone can do to be a bit happier and kinder?

What's your favourite book that you've read this year?

1) MDP: Very well.
N: Pretty rad. Can't complain.

2) Both: Who doesn't?

3) MDP: Stop expecting so much.
N: Don't worry, man. It'll be alright.

4) MDP: Probably the Hunger Games series.
N: Applied Electrical Engineering and Mechanical Design, 7th Edition.

Why do you marick so much?
MDP: WHY DO YOU JEW FRO SO MUCH?
N: Have you seen this Marick guy?

Do you think Marick is cute?
N: Yeah... he's alright, I guess?

Did the earthquake hurt you? Did Marick cause the earthquake? Are you going to have awesome.genius babies?
MDP: I was literally in Napa the day before. Stayed in the bay, went to The Castro saturday night, got troutfaced, lost my phone, slept through it. I AM part of the harbinger of the apocalypse, so God cursed the areas I visited with quakes. I hate children. No babies for me.

N: ............ (he may be dead)

Would you like to drink g&ts together and why do neither if you frequent the forums any longer?
1)
MDP: I'd totally drink G&Ts!
N: Who doesn't want to drink G&Ts?

2)MDP: I'm stupidly busy.
N: I'm married, and stare at a computer all day.