Another important question

[Spooniest]

Did you say toilet paper?

Do you not know how to use the three sea shells?

God I'm old...

This is a reference to Demolition Man. If no-one here has seen it then I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

I got a chuckle out of it

Also: John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.