Last time, we left off on an ominous image of this man...



Who is he, you ask? You'll have to wait to find out!







Oh, alright, his name's...



...and he's proud of it, dammit.



He congratulates you before he goes into great detail about how he murdered all those people you just faced.
Dude slaughtered Namcat, I don't think Rocky's gonna make it, just sayin.



Friendly with the dude-ladies, the celeb rip-offs, the old men, the young men, and the excessively overweight men. This could be my new best friend.


Little known fact: Rocky has a mental disorder that makes him grow quite attached to the people he beat the trout out of.


LIKE A GRAPE! THEN I'LL TIE YA TO THE RADIATOR, THEN I'M GONNA GRAPE YA.



The ominous final battle of Rocky's story!


Cue battle music that makes you feel like trout's goin down. This is the guy who murdered all of your best foes. Although they were the closest thing Rocky had to a family, I suppose. No one ever shown up to my matches. :/

So, how are we gonna kill this guy? He just slaughtered everyone you've ever know, Rocky. Do you have any moves that might--





--Oh, this trout again.

Speaking of which, if this move's so powerful, then how could Odie kill the old man?

Lather, rinse, repeat, and this guy goes down without too much difficulty. I was more tense during the battle with Dio for sure.


Betcha don't try and kill anyone again. Not even considering all the broken bones and brain damage I've given you.



"...AND I'M DA BEST!"


So now, Rocky proclaims his elitism, and proceeds to boast about how he's the ultimate badass of the world, and nothing will stop him now--




...Oh fu--


And das da end of dat, innit Pauly? Rocky done made it to the top!



So, now we're left at a standstill, as I try to figure out which story I'm going to do next. Oh joy!

Until next time!