Fighting is something I can't really transcribe without video. Since I don't have a way to record video, this is going to be the dullest installment yet.
Also, not re-sizing all of these pictures so that we're not bombarded with their sheer size :P

Anyhow, let us begin...!


We begin with this "Great Asia" guy, who basically looks like a zombie.


He's also really friendly!


-Insert racist joke here-


Compared to Namcat, this guy is a breeze.


NEXT!


Tula Han!


He teaches us a new ability...


...That turns Rocky into a kamikaze jet. I wonder if Great Asia would be weak against this attack?


And another body hits the floor.


NEXT!


Some old guy, who teaches us the greatest skill ever, but that comes in later.


He's ridiculously difficult to hit, but with some patience, he'll go down.


Depends on who I stole it from, really.

NEXT!


Hulk Hogan?
Something tells me Square got really lazy during this story.


It's time for my secret technique that I learned from the old man!


Which causes you to teleport...

Dash back where you were, slamming into the enemy...

And turns them around for a follow-up attack.

Basically, Abise-Geri is the attack we're gonna use for the remainder of the story. Bite me.


NEXT!


Fat Bastard!


Dem tights, though.


Yoink!


No idea what he's going on about, either.

Next time, stay tuned for MOAR BATTLEZ!

With our guest...!


....Uhhhh...
I... Dunno...?

Post-script: It's really hard to have witty any dialogue when there's nothing but battles, that's why I just put five battles in one and called it a day!