Drums - moi

Guitar - o_O

Vocals - Rantz

Bass - Locky (she can't play... but at the same time it's bass, so she totally can play)

Synth Loops - this can be anyone, but I think maybe Shorty would be a good'un cause we can sample her saying things like "You are the worst!" and "Why are you... the way that you are!?" Holy trout, now that I think about it, that second one is totally the album name. I'm like Simon Cowell on crack right now!

Anyway. Half the time the music is going to be super melodic, ambient sounds with Rantz softly speaking Swedish nonsense over the top of it. The other half of the time it's going to be BR00TAL foreign metal, with Rammstein-esque vocals, just in Swedish instead of German, and with some weird chick on the stage smiling at various people in the audience without showing her teeth, so that they really start to question their lives. Also I want Rantz wearing clothes that really accentuate his height, he can stand next to Locky a lot because she's itty bitty and it'll be a good contrast.

Mike has to have one of those guitars that's shaped like something, I'm thinking a dragon, and Rantz and I are going to handle all of the press and interviews, but he will only speak in Swedish and I'll only speak in Italian, and our answers will have nothing to do with what the other person is saying. My vision for this whole thing is to have 'those fans.' You know the ones, the kind that say stuff like "PFFffFtt!! You don't like the music? That's just cause you don't GET it!" and buy our t-shirts even if they have the most tacky designs and a string of words written on them that mean absolutely nothing.

Ill get back to you on the band name.

TL;DR We're totally available for EoFF weddings