I have a tattoo of a fridge freezer and a celtic cross on my left bicep, a stoned turkey toking with the words "420 smoak weed every day" in comic sans underneath (the W is a ganja leaf though) on my right bicep, tribal art surrounding a 9mm handgun around my right forearm, and "Near far wherever you are... my heart will always go on" (which is a lyric from obscure folk band "Rise Against" you've probably never heard of them) on my left forearm.