Do I really need to ask the question(s)?
If Resident Evil were a fighter...
Do I really need to ask the question(s)?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Uh, yes.
Because if Resident Evil were a fighter, it would be almost the exact same except instead of clunky gun controls, you'd have clunky punch mechanics.
Okay, but even if it were a clunky game, it would be a nifty gimmick. Everyone loves a gimmick. What characters would you most like to see and play as?
Personally, I would hope it would include Alice from the movies. Naturally, a Tyrant would have to be the boss.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Chris, Jill, Barry, Rebecca, Wesker, Tyrant, Claire, Sherry, William Birkin Tyrant, Mr. X, Carlos, Nemesis, Nicholai, and the Ashford twins.
Ten hit combos would involve eight button presses, followed by collecting four separate plugs and inserting them into the bronze amulet, then mixing a green and red herb to unleash the Hadoken.
there was a picture here
barry burton headbutting everything, forever
aka heaven
"Outbreaking Combo!!"
"First Bite!!"
"______'s Blood!!"
"Master of Unblocking!!"
*in Nemesis's voice* "SCAAAAAAAARS..."
"Reversal Engineering!!"
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Victory Quotes:
Chris: "I've punched a boulder into lava! What did you hope you could do against me?!"
Jill: "This was my last escape...and YOUR last fight!"
Leon: "Your skills are small time!!"
Barry (only if beating Jill): "You may have avoided becoming a Jill sandwich, but you could not avoid my knuckle sandwich!"
Wesker: "Even if you did manage to best me in combat you'd have to fight me several thousand times again, anyway!"
Rebecca: "Medic! We need a medic! ...Crap, I've only created more work for myself!"
Claire: "The only Redfield who leaves blood on the floor is my brother!"
Steve: "Burned by the Burnside, baby! *shots guns in the air*
Ada: "That's what you get for wronging the wrong Wong!"
Billy: "Does...does anyone remember me?"
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