So my playing of Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross of late has inspired this.

FF games could really do with an alternate ending, serious or funny. It is your job in this thread to come up with ideas for such.

My idea for a joke ending:
Safer Sephiroth is swamped and defeated by an army of spare Cait Siths, avenging Cait Sith I who perished heroically in the Temple of the Ancients.