Give This Game Alternate Endings!

[Forsaken Lover]

So my playing of Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross of late has inspired this.

FF games could really do with an alternate ending, serious or funny. It is your job in this thread to come up with ideas for such.

My idea for a joke ending is:
Yuna will do her usual "run after Tidus" thing at the end but she will be hipchecked to the side halfway towards him by Lulu or Rikku, depending on who your affection is higher with. The girls will then get into a cat fight and completely ignore Tidus as he says his farewell.

[Dante WolfWood]

My alternate ending:

FFX-2 never happened and doesn't ruin the emotional weight of the first FFX and it's ending.

[TidusReborn]

My alternate ending:

FFX-2 never happened and doesn't ruin the emotional weight of the first FFX and it's ending.

So Yuna wakes up from her dream? Check, Got it!

[Ayen]

Yuna comes out of the TV, grab me by the hand and we run off together.

The End.