You know how it is. You got FF13: Lightning Returns cause your Ma/Cousin/Co-worker knows you liked FF7. But you can't stand this stuff. It's OK! Not everyone likes Lightning! Not everyone likes corridors.
But everyone likes shooting things and stealing cars.
So I'm proposing to take that game you're not gonna play, and give you a game you totally are! Grand Theft Friggin Auto Five! It's full of male lead characters, ultraviolence, hairstyling, clothes buying/dress-up sequences, and side-missions! You can even make your own avatar and listen to 12 year olds yell at their parents while playing online! Why would anyone play a game about some lady with a sword? I bet there isn't even real stores in it! Guess what. There's real stores in GTAV. With real guns and real pants and real haircuts. I've played it, so I know.
Come on. You don't have time for leveling up or whatever the crap system Square-Enix use now. Active Time Battle? Radioactive Schmime Frattle, more like! You don't care about this stuff. It'll even be a little embarrassing if you pop it in and get the 'Watched the Intro!' trophy that most games have nowadays. You're just totally not into this.
What you're totally into, is getting this used copy of GTAV instead. It comes with a CASE and the DISC. I think there's a booklet but I haven't really explored it enough to notice either way.
I can, for your convenience, meet you somewhere in the downtown core of Toronto! Then we trade the CASES and DISCS for GTAV and FFXIII: LR and you totally get the game you've wanted instead of this paperweight you'll never use. I won't tell your Ma/Cousin/Co-worker.
You're gonna enjoy yourself bro/dude/miss/ma'am.
But if you don't have FF13:LRLR13FF13LFR or whatever the acronym is, I'll take $30 for GTAV as well. Oh, it's for PS3