10 Years

[chionos]

I'm just waiting to hit the point where I've been posting here half my life. It's coming within the next few years.

Spring of 2018 I'll hit that mark.

That's the kind of achievement we need at EoFF.

Things like:

Word Count
Level 1
Title: EoFF Fame is the Best Fame
You've written 100,000 words on EoFF. That's enough text to fill a novel. Way to waste your words!

Level 2
Title: Family Shmamily
You've written 500,000 words on EoFF. That's more words to the people of EoFF than to your own family!

IZON BIRFDAY
Level 1
Title: Never Gonna Graduate
You've been a member of EoFF for 5 years. You're like that guy in Dazed & Confused. "I get older, EoFF stays the same age."

Level 2
Title: Love is Overrated
10 years. Your relationship with EoFF has lasted longer than any romantic attachment you've had in real life.

Level 3
Title: Life, the Universe and Everything
You've been a member of EoFF for 20 smurfing years. The youngsters are hoping you'll go away on your own. If you don't, they're seriously considering banning your ip. Find a forum better suited to your age group, like Eyes on Orthopedics or something.

EoFF Romance
Level 1
Title: Look, Don't Touch
You've crushed on 1 members of EoFF
Level 2
Title: Creepy Creeper
You've crushed on 10 members of EoFF
Level 3
Title: Leering BoB
You've crushed on 100 members of EoFF