Spring of 2018 I'll hit that mark.
That's the kind of achievement we need at EoFF.
Things like:
Word Count
Level 1
Title: EoFF Fame is the Best Fame
You've written 100,000 words on EoFF. That's enough text to fill a novel. Way to waste your words!
Level 2
Title: Family Shmamily
You've written 500,000 words on EoFF. That's more words to the people of EoFF than to your own family!
IZON BIRFDAY
Level 1
Title: Never Gonna Graduate
You've been a member of EoFF for 5 years. You're like that guy in Dazed & Confused. "I get older, EoFF stays the same age."
Level 2
Title: Love is Overrated
10 years. Your relationship with EoFF has lasted longer than any romantic attachment you've had in real life.
Level 3
Title: Life, the Universe and Everything
You've been a member of EoFF for 20 smurfing years. The youngsters are hoping you'll go away on your own. If you don't, they're seriously considering banning your ip. Find a forum better suited to your age group, like Eyes on Orthopedics or something.
EoFF Romance
Level 1
Title: Look, Don't Touch
You've crushed on 1 members of EoFF
Level 2
Title: Creepy Creeper
You've crushed on 10 members of EoFF
Level 3
Title: Leering BoB
You've crushed on 100 members of EoFF