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Thread: Twin Peaks: A "breastaurant" more erotic than Hooters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    This title of this restaurant is exceedingly misleading. I was hoping to come here finding handsome young homicide detectives with nice smiles helping themselves to a piece of cherry pie.
    I was very disappointed when I saw the full thread title and which forum it's in.

    But oh well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post

    Huh just looked it up apparently there is one Hooters in the UK. In Nottingham (yes Robin Hood town) the famous gun crime capital of the UK. Rednecks, guns, Hooters. It all adds up.
    I thought Europeans were supposed to be above this kind of thing!

    Also, Noxy, The Tilted Kilt is SCOTTISH themed, not Irish. Racist.

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    MY BAD. FFS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chionos View Post
    I have had wings from Hooters, even though I've never been in one, and I wasn't impressed. B-Dubs is the better RESTaurant for me; it doesn't have to rely on crap gimmicks to get people in. Wings & Beer. Breasts are best left for contexts where touching them will not get one arrested.
    I couldn't agree more.

    Buffalo Wild Wings is the place to go for wings, if you can get to one; and you don't get boobs or tight shorts beside your face while you eat them...eating is not where I would rather enjoy boobs or tight shorts.

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    Men are genetically programmed to love breast. Shaming men for going to "breastaraunts" is hate-speech. If It was a scantily clad gay men serving gay customer's no one would say anything.


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    I'm in for the Nottingham Hooters meet up if I get to wear the green tights and a red feather in my cap.

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    Tights might not be the best choice for Hooters attire.

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    I went to a hooters in Tokyo a couple of weeks ago. The highlight of the night was when they started playing some loudass music and all the girls started dancing. Well, the native girls started dancing, but one woman that worked there who must have been Russian clearly had no idea what she was doing ran over halfway through and decided that she instead should try to show the patrons what happens when someone has a violent seizure while Cotton Eyed Joe plays in the background. It was hilarious and uncomfortably awkward. We left pretty soon after that to go and drink beer out of cow horns.

    Hooters was pretty random tho, would not recommend.

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    B Dubs is amazing. Them Desert Heat Dry Rub wings are baller as smurf. As are the fried pickles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    Maybe there should be more male-centric ones, I'd be okay with that.
    Yes please!

    Also. The food at Hooters is better than the food at Twin Peaks, however TP has better outfits.
    And neither of these two, nor BWW have great wings. Good wings at B Dubs. Not great. They others are alright.

    I like boobs.

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    The only breastaurant I've been to is Hooters, and so far, I have not found any other breastaurant chain close to where i live.

    When it comes to wings, to me, both Hooters and Buffalo Wild Wings have great wings, though I'm not into piquant-spicy wings.
    Is that your final answer?

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    There used to be a Hooters in Cardiff that I used to visit occasionally, more for the novelty than anything else. It's very...American. As soon as you enter, every waitress stops what they're doing and shouts WELCOME TO HOOOOOTERRS~~ in badly done fake accent, which cranks up the awkward before you've even done anything. If you ever want to absolutely humiliate a friend for life, take him there on his birthday and let the waitresses know.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    It's very...American.
    Yeah. If you don't feel the awkwardness wash over you the entire time you're at Hooters, you are probably the kind of douchebag that makes the world hate America. Even if you're not American.

    I smurfing miss B-Dubs. I would happily eat Thai Curry wings until my heart exploded from backed-up cholesterol deposits. My wife and I will cross hell and high water to eat there anytime we make our way back to Ohio.

    (There's like, one B-Dubs every 25 miles across western Ohio. There's like 4 in the entire state of Pennsylvania. My quality of life deteriorated substantially upon moving here.)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal_Khan View Post
    Men are genetically programmed to love breast. Shaming men for going to "breastaraunts" is hate-speech. If It was a scantily clad gay men serving gay customer's no one would say anything.
    I feel like absolutely everyone would say absolutely everything if there was a restaurant which acted on the assumption that men's bodies are for women's pleasure.

    Edit: Woops, I misread. It would be serving gay customers specifically. So, yeah. Even more things would be said.

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    It makes me wonder why there isn't a male counterpart, perhaps called "Peckers," that features men catering to women.
    Is that your final answer?

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