My grandma always gave me the Left Behind books for my birthday when I was growing up, which I promptly placed in the "donation pile" of my things without cracking the cover.

I've heard speculation that Dracula Untold is the first to spark in a revision of the Universal Monsters movies that a couple of directors are "secretly" working on, but I hope to god this one isn't included because no thank you. Also, I like my monsters aged, black and white, and full of camp.

Not a great month for film.