Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
I was in a car accident many years ago and as a result my shoulder is slightly deformed. It didn't break but the cartilage kind of pushed up which means I have an unsightly lump on my shoulder. He has a name... Bernie the bump. I have never drawn a face on it and held a five minute conversation with it whilst drunk... no sireeeeeee
I love this little bump. It makes you who you are! On one of our first dates Bubba told me about this as he thought it might freak me out, I replied by showing him my freaky deformed fingers! I'm really double jointed and my fingers bend into really weird shapes! I've also got 3 freckles in intimate places I quite like. I have 2 matching ones in the same place on my top inner thigh. They kiss when I put my legs together. And i have one dark one under my left breast!