Tetris Movie Announced

[Del Murder]

link

*insert 'blockbuster' joke here*

Apparently it's going to be a 'sci fi epic'. Three things that must happen:

1. Blocks must fall from the sky, preferably squashing random innocent bystanders.

2. At some point the protagonists must be frantically searching for a line block.

3. This is the opening credits theme.

[Jinx]

I think I heard about this awhile ago! What an odd game to make into a movie. xD

Also Tetris B Theme > Tetris A Theme

[Freya]

How does... i mean battleship worked because it had the whole naval fleet thing going for it but this is just blocks...

[Slothy]

This won't work. Nothing good will come of it. Especially considering the overall body of work of the producer behind this.

[Sephex]

So the same guy who worked on this worked on the movie Food Fight. What's Food Fight? Well, this review explains it all...

[Depression Moon]

Why you posting fake stories Del Murder?

[Colonel Angus]

Unfortunately, this is all too real.

Can't make a legit SMB movie, but they'll make a Tetris movie.

[Ayen]

*blinks* Why?

[fat_moogle]

...really?

A Tetris film?

That's ridiculous!

I hope they give it an even more ridiculous name like "Tetris: Rise of the Planet of the Blocks".

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I hope it does well enough and gets established enough that they make a video game based off the movie.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

This movie sounds like it will be awful. I will be there at the theater day 1 at midnight to see this.

[blackmage_nuke]

I hope it's in Russian
My favourite tetris related piece of comedy:

[Depression Moon]

This used to be a joke for me whenever someone asked what video game I'd like to see become a movie. I had no idea that Hollywood thought I was serious. Hollywood, I was just joking. This trout makes no sense.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Tetrisnado.

A tornado whirls Tetris blocks around and they fall on unassuming victims in a highly populated area.

Only on Syfy. Imagine greater.

[Jinx]

I mean, I can only see this movie being okay if it's made tongue-in-cheek. Like, if it accepts it's a crazy premise and makes fun of itself the entire time, it could be fun. I'm not even sure there'd be any other way to do it.